Where are the PICTURES!?!?!?!?!?

I am sure everyone is anxious to see pictures from over Christmas, but since I have started using this computer, I came to the sad realization that it does not have any sort of Office programs on it. It is bare bones.....meant only for surfing the net, I guess. I really cant live without Picture Manager or Photoshop....I need something to edit my pics!!!! Please if you are out there reading this, and you want to see some really funny and cute pictures, make some noise on my husband's cell phone!!!!! Please! Trust me I have already made my wishes known....I need some backup!!!!